Over lunch, we have determined some of the anatomical factors that should be taken into account when attempting to slay The Evil One.

• It has been discovered that her blowhole is located where a normal woman’s vagina would be.  Like a whale, the stench of rotting kelp also comes from there.
• She has an unusual skeletal structure which allows the support of such massive mammaries.  Additional properties and how this will affect the battle are unknown.
• Should Captain Nemo “spear the whale” and dark prodigy be created, all magical and non-magical means will be employed to concentrate her demonic power into the child, who will be slayed once it has chewed its way out of her.