Two Hot, Drunk, Nerdy Chicks

Gummi at an important work meeting without any underwear on.

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:04:34 -0400

Gummi at an important work meeting without any underwear on.

I <3 Spreadsheets

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:37:24 -0400

PizzaGirl: Graphed my sluttiness in Excel. Damn the man.
GummiBear: That is one skanky spreadsheet ;)
PizzaGirl: I added a trend graph which says I'll only sleep with two more people before I'm 30 // If I use a polonomial trend line that number becomes 9 more // But I don't like to think of my sluttiness as growing exponentially
GummiBear: Roflmao. Please design an std relational graph based on survey probability. I want to know when you will get crabs.
PizzaGirl: Ewww, I'm not having sex with homeless people!
GummiBear: Maverick wasn't that far off...
PizzaGirl: Wow, you have a great point. That was a close call all around, I fell like taking another shower suddenly
GummiBear: Hehe I hope you know that I'm only teasing you. But just fyi I'm not having sex with you until you are tested =p
PizzaGirl: I was tested in January. :P // And I know you're teasing. I had feelings for 75% of them and 2/3 have names that start with the letter J // I knew learning statistics would come in handy some day
GummiBear: Pretty farkin sweet. I want to do me next

Me: He's singing just to us.

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:54:05 -0400

Me: He's singing just to us.
Gummi: ok, I'm already wet, let's watch this.

Photo

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:03:08 -0500

"Why does that sound sexual? Not he cadaver part, the avadra…. Ohhhh, vagina."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:37:08 -0500

“Why does that sound sexual? Not he cadaver part, the avadra…. Ohhhh, vagina.”

- Gummi Bear

Gummi in her sexy new Snuggie

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:32:50 -0500

Gummi in her sexy new Snuggie

Owl City and Britney

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:37:03 -0500

GummyBear: i really like owl city. it's the closest to techno that i've REALLLLLY liked.
PizzaGirl: I may have to hit you
GummyBear: hahaha yeah? :D
PizzaGirl: the song where he rhymes lightning bugs with hugs?!
GummyBear: yes totally, hahahaha
PizzaGirl: I wanted to drive off a bridge
GummyBear: it reminds me of passion pit, except a little less exotic
PizzaGirl: yeah, except for written by third grader poems
GummyBear: exactly :D how peppy!
PizzaGirl: I'm at a loss for words, love passion pit, would rather listen to Britney's new moronic counting song than Owl City
GummyBear: how does the counting song go?
PizzaGirl: 1-2-3 something rhyming with three got 180 degreeees cuz I'm caught inbetweeeeen
GummyBear: rofl, that sounds kinda dorky
PizzaGirl: it's catchy, [my four year old] sings it incessently, I think that's a sign that I need to stick to songs with real lyrics, or no lyrics
PizzaGirl: I just can't get past the thousand lightning bug hugs, just can't do it
GummyBear: yeah all their songs are super catchy, that's part of "the formula"
GummyBear: oh, i meant britney
PizzaGirl: it's just one guy, Owl City is one guy with a keyboard who in his narcissistic Koolaid rage gave himself a name
GummyBear: yeah them, i find it very soothing... and so lighthearted. hehehe koolaid rage :D
GummyBear: i much prefer a one guy band to dj names, but i just like how it makes my imagination wander
PizzaGirl: it makes my imagination vomit
GummyBear: colorful

Renaming the drugs we've never taken

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:17:05 -0400

GummyBear: They should name drugs after the mood they give. "I'd like to buy some happy please"
PizzaGirl: or some "Chill" or "Trippin" or "Trippin balls"
GummyBear: or "fucked up" ... I went out last night to get fucked up

Return from the Demon Dimension

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:05:19 -0400

PizzaGirl: The Evil One has brought a companion back from the demon dimension
GummyBear: ??? explain
PizzaGirl: she brought a small blue stuffed animal over that giggles
GummyBear: i hope its not alive?
PizzaGirl: I think it is a demon trapped in a stuffed animal, looking for souls to consume to gain strength
GummyBear: oh jeezus stamp it out.
PizzaGirl: I tried, she giggled, "teeheeeeheheheheheheee isn't this soooooo *cute*?!" and I turned around and said no

Beast Master

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:13:41 -0400

GummyBear: ...but you have seen Hercules and Xena right?
PizzaGirl: yes!
GummyBear: Thank God!
PizzaGirl: does it still count as a good thing if I include Beast Master in the same category as Hercules and Xena?
GummyBear: ::horrified::

Gummy Bear in the StarGate inside Strokes Glow Golf inside Main...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:37:29 -0400

Gummy Bear in the StarGate inside Strokes Glow Golf inside Main Event in Austin.

Update on the Demon Slayage

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:50:59 -0400

Over lunch, we have determined some of the anatomical factors that should be taken into account when attempting to slay The Evil One.

It has been discovered that her blowhole is located where a normal woman’s vagina would be. Like a whale, the stench of rotting kelp also comes from there.
She has an unusual skeletal structure which allows the support of such massive mammaries. Additional properties and how this will affect the battle are unknown.
Should Captain Nemo “spear the whale” and dark prodigy be created, all magical and non-magical means will be employed to concentrate her demonic power into the child, who will be slayed once it has chewed its way out of her.

I would like to note that the picture of me (PizzaGirl) is only...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:07:59 -0400

Handstamp from Barcelona

GummyBear making chicken look good

A horrible picture of Pizzairl

The delicious thing PizzaGirl was eating

My fav shoes got all dirty at the club.

I would like to note that the picture of me (PizzaGirl) is only published under duress (GummyBear threatened me with flogging if I published the one of her without one of me and this was the only one taken of me, as unflattering as it is).

"Would you like a full or a twin?"

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:30:00 -0400

“Would you like a full or a twin?”

- Gummy re: Hooters hotel and casino

"I like the kind with beads, that rotate, but I clamp down too hard and broke it and then the battery..."

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:48:00 -0400

“I like the kind with beads, that rotate, but I clamp down too hard and broke it and then the battery started sizzling. So I took it back and had them give me a replacement but then I broke the second one, which proved it wasn’t a manufacturer’s defect.”

- Gummy Bear (not about what you think…or is it?)

My First Beta Application

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:17:00 -0400

PizzaGirl: yay, my application has been accepted, I feel like this is a milestone in my nerdery
GummyBear: a milestone in your nerdery was when you started copying css scripting to make a webpage, this is a milestone in your stalking.
PizzaGirl: I have a genuine interest in this, so no stalking, I have no idea if he signed up :)
GummyBear: he signed up
PizzaGirl: you don't know that he signed up, or do you? stalker :P
GummyBear: :P

***Update*** Just realized that the copying css scripting was also a milestone in my "stalking" hmmm

Spore

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:29:08 -0400

PizzaGirl: I think I found a glitch
GummyBear: I think you made a god damn invisible dragon

Gummy Bear eating tuna strait out of the can

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:06:32 -0400

Gummy Bear eating tuna strait out of the can

Funny Story :D

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:20:17 -0400

soooo……funny story……I told everyone at Gummy’s Birthday party that she’s 30. She’s not. She’s significantly younger but still slightly older than me. I could have sworn that at some point she told me she was 30 and even though I thought “Damn! she looks good for 30” I believed her because I’m gullible. Maybe I was drunk.

The First Use For My Tongue

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:54:59 -0400

GummyBear: ...you'll have to buy some spit too.
PizzaGirl: oh, I make that for free
GummyBear: ...The second use for your tongue
PizzaGirl: and what's th first? ::raised eyebrow::
GummyBear: oh *you* know...
PizzaGirl: lollipops?